Funny Labels

  • On a hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
  • On a bag of chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
  • On a bar of soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
  • On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
  • On a tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
  • On pre-made bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
  • On packaging for an iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
  • On Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
  • On Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
  • On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
  • On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
  • On a package of peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
  • On a packet of nuts handed out by an airline: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
  • On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
  • On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
  • On a hammer: "Caution: Do NOT eat."
  • On a cement truck: "Do not drink."
  • On a bottle of shampoo for dogs: "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish."
  • On a curling iron: "For external use only!"
  • On a curling iron: "Warning: This product can burn eyes."
  • On a hair dryer: "Do not use in shower."
  • On a hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
  • On a hand-held massaging device: "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious."
  • On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket: "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment."
  • On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan: "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking."
  • On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists: "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."
  • On an electric rotary tool: "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."
  • On a container of underarm deodorant. "Caution: Do not spray in eyes."
  • On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard: "Do not drive with sunshield in place."
  • On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn: "Caution: This is not a safety protective device."
  • On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter: "Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks."
  • On a battery: "Battery may explode or leak."
  • On a toner cartridge for a laser printer: "Do not eat toner."